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Shit My Dad Says - hilarious Twitter Feed

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I’m back and I’m posting. Let’s start it off with a funny twitter feed called Shit My Dad Says by a 28 year old who lives with his 78 year old dad. Check this out, it’s my brand of humour. Here are a few samples:

  • “The dog don’t like you planting stuff there. It’s his backyard. If you’re the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that.”
  • “How the fuck should I know if it’s still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn’t good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes.”
  • “Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks.”
  • “You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.”
  • “Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”
  • Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter_1252422033458

     

     

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    Yay! I missed the blog! and now that I was fired I have more time to read it! (cause I’m a silver lining kind of person)

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    why were you fired emmalene? is there a vlog about it i can watch?

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    Emmalene Pruden

    It has more to do about an injury and unfair work practices. I don’t exactly want to vlog about it because my boss has occasionally watched my vlog. I’d LOVE to vent my frustrations and talk about all that has happened to me there, but your book/interview with me actually made me think of the consequences of putting something like that online.

    But this is an opportunity for me to get back into the weekly video blogs that I was once doing.

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    Hey, I’m Hal Niedzviecki. I’m a writer/thinker who lives in Toronto, Ontario, Canada with my wife and daughter. Up till now I’ve always considered myself a private person. But at the same time I’m fascinated by people who effortlessly open themselves up to the whole world. So I’ve… more...

     

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