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Tue Sep 08,
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Shit My Dad Says - hilarious Twitter Feed

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I’m back and I’m posting. Let’s start it off with a funny twitter feed called Shit My Dad Says by a 28 year old who lives with his 78 year old dad. Check this out, it’s my brand of humour. Here are a few samples:

  • “The dog don’t like you planting stuff there. It’s his backyard. If you’re the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that.”9:33 AM Aug 26th from web
  • “How the fuck should I know if it’s still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn’t good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes.”1:55 PM Aug 25th from web
  • “Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks.”8:07 PM Aug 24th from web
  • “You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.”1:07 PM Aug 23rd from web
  • “Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”

    • Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter_1252422033458

     

     

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    Hey, I’m Hal Niedzviecki. I’m a writer/thinker who lives in Toronto, Ontario, Canada with my wife and daughter. Up till now I’ve always considered myself a private person. But at the same time I’m fascinated by people who effortlessly open themselves up to the whole world. So I’ve… more...

     

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